My bio-data if you're interested

Name: Miss Wishing-for-John-Abraham Choudhry

Age: 21 for the past 10 yrs (everything works - that’s enough)

Height: If you’re Bengali you’ll need a ladder regardless


Occupation: Waiting-To-Be-A-Wife, otherwise Director of Communication & Retail
This entails emailing my friends all day, gossiping, checking out guys and online shopping
Employer: Idiots PLC (they assume I work)

Education: Masters in Shopping, Eating Out, and Enjoying Holidays Abroad.

Email: pure-hotstuff&gagging-for-it@hotmail.com


Family Details:

Father’s Name: Mr Can’t-Be-Asked Choudhury PhD, PSS-TAKE, Msc
Occupation: Retired Benefits Cheat & former Restaurant Owner (which made no money)Grandfather’s Name: He’s dead – why get him involved????
Vill: It’s deserted – why bother???
Post: Jognathpur, Sylhet

Mother's Name: Mrs Always-Thinking-Of-Shom’maan Begum
Occupation: S Chanel & Bangali TV critic; actively participates in Local News (when having tea at neighbours house). Occcasionally works for the Bengali CIA, which entails spying at girls through windows.

Maternal Grandfather’s Name: Mr Doesn’t-Want-To-Know Miah (no letters sorry)
Vill: Some backwards sh*it.
Post: This is getting boring

Family Composition: 2 brothers, 1 sisters

1. Eldest Sister: Mrs Bhoutlee Khan
Occupation: Eats-All-Day & Watches TV
Martial Status: Married
Spouse: Mr Bhoutlaa Khan BSc in BSing, (from Stupid Bari, Sylhet)
Occupation: Control Freak Bank

2. Eldest brother: Mr Boi-thaal Choudhury
Martial Status: There's a freshie waiting for him (fash'fort baby!)
Current Occupation: Head of Dealing – Class A Drugs, Whitechapel, London
Education: Masters in Class A Substance Abuse

3. Brother: Mr Loser Choudhury
Current Occupation: Occupant of HM Belmarsh Prison, London
Education: Bachelor of Arts in Breaking & Entering

There's 8 more siblings to go... I think we'll end it there