1. Gossiping is NOT a recognised hobby. GET A LIFE (you know who you are)
2. Just because you’ve married a total LOSER does NOT mean your friends who
are single are FUSSY. Not everyone can sustain torture.
3. Wearing a hijab does not equate to “practising”
4. You’re slim, have full lips, are fair-skinned (with foundation on) and wear green
contacts… and all of a sudden you’re Aishwarya Rai
5. Giving birth to kids is not an “accomplishment”
6. Buying designer clothes for your kids is not giving them a “good life”
7. You’re slim, fair-skinned and have an oval face… and now you think you’re
Katrina Kaif (someone needs to go Spec Savers!)
8. Dragging your kids with you to social gatherings is only allowed by Vicky
Pollard.
9. If the “quality” of men available decreases as a woman gets older…. Than…
(you women who married at a young age) – what happened to your husband?
10.Not ALL “hijabi’s” are “undercover”
11. Being SINGLE is not the worse thing you could be… There is much
worse… like being married to a typical Bengali male (that’s 75% of the
population)
12. Its takes more than having kids at a young age to be a good mum.
13. You always put an extra inch or two on your height. Just because you can
get away with being 5 foot 4 or 5 foot 5 - does NOT mean you are.
14. Wearing a hijab while dressed in jeggins and wearing full-on make up is
FUNNY.
15. Listening to Jay Sean or Mumsy Stranger is not RnB.
16. Constantly discussing your matrimonial problems (what your mother-
inlaw or husband said) is TEDIOUS. Seek counselling.
17. You have a Drivers Licence and now your Jeremy Clarkson
18. You’re a size 6 and so weight is a topic in every conversation, particularly
when men are within the vicinity
19. The TV is not a child minder
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